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NOTEWORTHY RESULTS FROM SATURDAY”S ACTION

Sioux Falls Survives Road Scare – NAIA‘s # 1 ranked USF Cougars were trailing the Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders (Motto: “We’re not the ones involved in the Mike Leach lawsuit.”) by a score of 21-10 deep in the 3rd quarter in last night’s game. I had even posted “Upset Watch” updates on my blog but the Cougars stayed cool and wound up winning 41-24. That final score is a bit misleading because it was 34-24 when a fumble by the Red Raiders was immediately recovered by Sioux Falls for another touchdown with barely a minute left in the game.

Fighting Saints Trump Battlin’ Bears – The Cougs weren’t the only highly ranked team facing a real struggle yesterday. The 3rd ranked Carroll (MT) Fighting Saints won a squeaker against the Battlin’ Bears of Rocky Mountain College 24-20. The proverbial grace under pressure prevailed, as perennial football power Carroll emerged with the win.

The Feel-Good Falcons – The Notre Dame College Falcons are in the school’s very first year of intercollegiate football but already have their 1st win. Yesterday  in a historic matchup against the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders, who were playing in their 1st intercollegiate football game since discontinuing football 75 years ago, the Falcons won a tight 14-10 victory. You could tongue-in-cheekly say that “experience” was the deciding factor since NDC had played a game last week (a loss to D2’s Mercyhurst Lakers) while LWC’s players were in their 1st game ever.  

Azusa Pacific Rules The World!Azusa Pacific, one of the roughly 612 NAIA schools whose teams are called the Cougars, humbled the Division 1AA San Diego Toreros 42-14. This duplicates a feat accomplished last year when the Sioux Falls Cougars defeated 1AA’s North Dakota Fighting Sioux. Congratulations to Azusa Pacific for winning against a team from 2 divisions higher and honorable mention to the Virginia-Wise Highland Cavaliers who gave the 1AA Campbell Camels almost more than they could handle but ultimately lost 20-16.

They Shoot Football Players, Don’t They? – Yesterday’s Marathon Game Award goes to the contest between NCAA Division 3’s Endicott Gulls and the Framingham State Rams, which wound up going to 3 Overtime Periods before the Gulls emerged with a 33-27 win. 

No Shirt, No Nickname, No Problem! Division 3 McMurry, formerly the McMurry Indians but now a team without any nickname at all, oddly enough, won yesterday’s Indian Bowl against the NAIA’s Bacone Warriors 41-6. Personally I think nature abhors a sports team without a nickname so somebody needs to come up with one for McMurry. Something like, “The Big M” or “The McMurry Freds” for you My Three Sons fans. For fun they could call themselves  “The Big Macs” and see how many nanoseconds it takes McDonald’s to bring a lawsuit against them!

“My Division Can Beat Up Your Division” Department – Since McMurry vs Bacone was an NCAA Division 3 team against an NAIA team that leads us to the year-in, year-out argument over which division plays better football. The NAIA got off to a 2-0 start with the Taylor Trojans and Black Hills State Yellowjackets beating D3’s Anderson Ravens and Wisconsin-Stout Blue Devils respectively. Here’s a roundup of yesterday’s NAIA vs D3 matchups – The NAIA’s additional winners were: Dickinson State Blue Hawks over the Concordia (MN) Cobbers 29-25; Belhaven Blazers over the Louisiana College Wildcats 41-34 and the Menlo Oaks over the Occidental Tigers 42-25. D3 teams notching wins over NAIA schools were: Wisconsin-Eau Claire Blugolds over the Bethel (TN) Wildcats 35-31;  Coe Kohawks over the Iowa Wesleyan Tigers 48-21 and the Austin Roos over the Southwestern Assemblies of God Lions 28-6.

We Went To A Football Game And A Baseball Game Broke Out – The Concordia (NE) Bulldogs beat the Nebraska Wesleyan Prairie Wolves 3-0 and the McDaniel Green Terror defeated the Juniata Eagles by the same score. It’s always odd when 2 safeties would have beaten the winning team.  

Other Thoughts: NAIA – In a game moved to Saturday following weather concerns Thursday night the 4th ranked Saint Xavier Cougars routed the Saint Francis (IL) Fighting Saints 52- 21…the # 10 Missouri Valley Vikings won a close game against the #24 Baker Wildcats 17-10. Baker is sure to drop out of the Top 25 completely following this 0-2 start…the Montana Tech Orediggers upset the 21st-ranked Eastern Oregon Mountaineers 37-21. Eastern is also off to an 0-2 start…the Jamestown College Jimmies won in overtime agains the Peru State Bobcats 56-54 when the Bobcats failed on a 2-point conversion attempt…the Concordia (AL) Hornets played D2’s West Georgia Wolves very tough in a 24-20 loss, as did the Southwestern Moundbuilders in a 32-27 loss to D2’s Panhandle State Aggies.  

Other Thoughts: D3 – Defending Champs (And #1 ranked) the WisconsinWhitewater Warhawks won their opener by hammering the Adrian Bulldogs 35-0…the Wartburg Knights upset the # 17 Monmouth Fighting Scots in a 27-7 shocker…another, milder Top 25 upset occured when the 18th ranked Willamette Bearcats registered a road win over the 16th ranked Stevens Point Pointers 33-14…the #7 Central Dutch survived a scare against the unranked  Oshkosh Titans 34-28 (Insert your own “Well don’t that beat the Dutch” joke here)…Some terrific under-the-radar games were played in D3 yesterday. SPOILER ALERT – Stop reading if you plan to listen to archived audio webcasts of these games at the schools’ websites…the Merchant Marine Academy Mariners in a last-minute win over the Gallaudet Bison 35-34; the Mississippi College Choctaws over the Millsaps Majors 27-23; the Emory and Henry Wasps over the Ferrum Panthers in overtime 23-17; the Oberlin Yeomen over the Kenyon Lords 29-26; the Rowan Profs over the Lycoming Warriors 24-17 and the Muskingum Muskies over the Defiance Yellowjackets 19-13 in 2 Overtime Periods.

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THURSDAY NIGHT’S NAIA FOOTBALL RESULTS

(#2)LINDENWOOD LIONS over the Evangel Crusaders 68-7 – Last night’s Victory Sports Network Game Of The Week was delayed by 4 hrs because of lightning. The Evangel Crusaders may well have wished the delay never ended in a game which the Lions led 49-0 by halftime. The only touchdown for the Crusaders came when an incomplete backward pass by Lindenwood was returned for the score. VSN gives us a double-shot of our NAIA love this week with a second webcast Game Of The Week on Saturday when the Top-ranked (and defending champs) Sioux Falls Cougars play at the Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders.

St Francis Fighting Saints and (#4)St Xavier Cougars – Mother nature wreaked havoc with this game, too, which was postponed to this Saturday the 4th. 

ARKANSAS TECH WONDERBOYS over the (#7) Lambuth Eagles 34-19   Don’t be deceived by the score. The Wonderboys are NCAA Division 2.  Lambuth is sure to bounce back when they begin NAIA play.

 (#22) TAYLOR TROJANS over the Anderson Ravens 42-20 Taylor is NAIA. The Ravens are NCAA Division 3. To impartial outsiders these divisions are often considered equal but never to their partisans! This game’s outcome is definitely ammo for the NAIA boosters.  

GEORGIA STATE PANTHERS over the Shorter Hawks 41-7 Remember what I said about Lambuth? Well that goes double here. Georgia State may have been playing their first ever football game but they are in NCAA Division 1AA, so you know everything, from money and facilities on down, favored the D1 school with more bucks to throw around AND playing at home. 

AUSTIN PEAY GOVERNORS over the Cumberland Bulldogs 38-6 Another predictable outcome in a 1AA vs NAIA game. The Bulldogs are sure to come tearing back. At least the school fed the fans who made the trip to Governors Stadium!

TIFFIN DRAGONS over the Malone Pioneers 31-21 Malone did the best job of last night’s NAIA teams up against D2 competition. The Association better be ready to deal with the Pioneers when league play starts. 

S ILLINOIS SALUKIS over the Quincy Hawks 70-7 On the flip side this was one of the most lopsided games of the night as the Hawks were crushed by 1AA Southern Illinois. As Quincy, ME  might have said, “How many people have to die before they institute a slaughter rule when schools are playing 2 divisions above their own?”

GLENVILLE STATE PIONEERS over the W Virginia Tech  Golden Bears 44-10  Another D2 over NAIA game. This was in no way a barometer of the Golden Bears program.

OUACHITA BAPTIST TIGERS over the Texas College Steers 70-0 Poor Texas College! They’ve only managed 3 points in their first two games. This loss may have been to D2’s Ouachita Baptist, but last week they lost by 50 to fellow NAIA team the Belhaven Blazers.

 MINNESOTA-CROOKSTON GOLDEN EAGLES over the Mayville State Comets 37-6 Yawn! Another D2 school beat an NAIA team. They’re supposed to, just like 1A teams are supposed to beat 1AA teams. (I know we’re not supposed to say 1A and 1AA anymore but I feel like a wild man when I do it!)

 

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(ALMOST) ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS

Readers of Balladeer’s Blog will remember that last Saturday the Notre Dame College Falcons played their first-ever intercollegiate football game in the school’s history. This week the Falcons are once again making history, but they have co-stars for this game. The Lindsey-Wilson College Blue Raiders have brought football back after a 75-year hiatus. That’s like a bye week where your great-grandchildren are born before your team takes the field again. Or, put another way, Carole Lombard was as hot as Angelina Jolie the last time the Blue Raiders took a snap in a game that counted. The Falcons at least have one game under their belts, (albeit a loss to D2’s Mercyhurst Lakers), but the Lindsey Wilson football team is as green as the grass on a football field. Want to know how you can follow this matchup on Saturday afternoon at 2:30 pm Eastern Time? Well, you’re in luck because I recently took my private jet to the South Euclid, OH home of Notre Dame College and visited their Sports Information Director Skip Snow. After my usual witty ice-breaking joke (I asked him if, after he introduced himself, anyone had ever said “Skip snow? Heck, I’d like to skip the whole darn winter!”…He said no.) I pounded my fist on his desk like Patrick McGoohan in the opening credits of The Prisoner and demanded to know how people outside the Ohio area could follow this historic game. Snow, obviously realizing he was dealing with journalistic dynamite, informed me that NDC and LWC fans around the world could follow the game on the internet with a live audio stream at ESPNCleveland.com. I was about to make a brilliant, yet juvenile, “audio stream” joke when Skip’s beefy security guards escorted me out of his office and off the NDC campus.

For the punchline to my Audio Stream joke, click here: http://www.notredamefalcons.com/

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VICTORY SPORTS NETWORK’S GAME OF THE WEEK HIGHLIGHTS THURSDAY NIGHT’S NAIA FOOTBALL GAMES

Tonight the 2nd Victory Sports Network Game Of The Week for the 2010 season will be webcast. This week will see a double-dip of VSN webcasts with another matchup being shown Saturday night.  Tonight’s game will feature the Evangel Crusaders traveling to take on the 2nd-ranked Lindenwood Lions in the very first night football game in Lindenwood  history. On Saturday night the University of Sioux Falls Cougars begin their attempt to threepeat as NAIA National Champs. They’ll be on the road against Great Plains Athletic Conference rival the Northwestern (IA) Red Raiders. For a complete list of Victory Sports Networks NAIA Games Of The Week for 2010 click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/20/victory-sports-networks-naia-game-of-the-week-schedule-is-out/

Other notable games tonight will include the Shorter Hawks taking on the Georgia State Panthers, an NCAA Division 1AA school playing in its historical 1st intercollegiate football game.

In other Top 25 action the 4th-ranked St Xavier Cougars will be hosting the Fighting Saints from Saint Francis (IN), the 7th-ranked  Lambuth Eagles go on the road against NCAA Division 2’s Arkansas Tech Wonderboys and the #22 Taylor Trojans take on Division 3’s Anderson Ravens.

Thursday night’s schedule is rounded off with a handful of additional inter-divisional matchups: the Quincy Hawks take on the Southern Illinois Salukis from 1AA; the Cumberland Bulldogs travel to the 1AA Austin-Peay Governors; the Malone Pioneers battle the Tiffin Dragons from Division 2; the West Virginia Tech Golden Bears play D2’s Glenville State Pioneers and the Texas College Steers are up against the Ouachita Baptist Tigers from D2. I’ll have scores and commentary for notable Thursday night games as usual on Friday.  

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NCAA DIVISION 3 FOOTBALL PRESEASON TOP 25

Well, the NAIA will start week 2 of their football season this coming Thursday night and D3 will begin their season this Saturday. The time seemed ripe to take a look at the Preseason D3 Top 25. It will surprise nobody familiar with Division 3 football that Wisconsin-Whitewater and Mt Union are ranked 1 and 2. For the past 5 years in a row the D3 Championship Game has been between these 2 teams when the dust settles in the playoffs. Yes, playoff-hungry 1A football fans will revel in the fact that the lower divisions settle it on the field in a playoff and not with the BCS system. Anyway, some people love the fact that the Warhawks and Purple Raiders have owned the playoff game for half a decade and some find it boring. Others insist if the other teams don’t like it one of them can rise up and actually beat one of these 2 in the playoffs. To the Top 25. I threw in their helmets, too, since part of this blog’s purpose is to familiarize new fans with these teams. Helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at : http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

1. WISCONSIN-WHITEWATER WARHAWKS

2. MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS

3. WESLEY WOLVERINES

 

4. LINFIELD WILDCATS

5. ST THOMAS TOMMIES

 

6. MARY HARDIN-BAYLOR CRUSADERS

7. CENTRAL DUTCH

8. WITTENBERG TIGERS

9. ST JOHN’S JOHNNIES

10. DELAWARE VALLEY AGGIES

11. OHIO NORTHERN POLAR BEARS

12. COE KOHAWKS

13. THOMAS MORE SAINTS

14. NORTH CENTRAL CARDINALS

 15. HARDIN-SIMMONS COWBOYS

16. UW-STEVENS POINT POINTERS

17. MONMOUTH FIGHTING SCOTS

18. WILLAMETTE BEARCATS

19. TRINE THUNDER

20. OTTERBEIN CARDINALS

21. WASHINGTON & JEFFERSON PRESIDENTS

22. MISISSIPPI COLLEGE CHOCTAWS

23. JOHNS HOPKINS BLUE JAYS

24. WABASH LITTLE GIANTS

25. MONTCLAIR STATE RED HAWKS

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NOTEWORTHY GAME RESULTS FROM SATURDAY’S ACTION

Rivalry Renewed Rocked – For the first time in decades the Baker University Wildcats and the Ottawa (KS) Braves played each other in a football game. Victory Sports Network featured it as their VSN Game of the Week in free streaming video last night at 7PM EST. Braves player Clarence “The Bad C.A.” Anderson took the opening kickoff back for a touchdown. This 7-0 score held up all the way to half-time with both teams missing field goals during the rest of the 1st half. In the 2nd half Ottawa started to pull away with the Wildcats playing catch-up and the final score was 24-14, Ottawa Braves. This result was welcomed by fans of the Braves’ conference, the Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference, who often feel that Heart of America Athletic Conference fans look down on their league. Trash-talking on the boards last night got intense. For the full schedule of VSN’s Game of the Week webcasts for 2010 click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/20/victory-sports-networks-naia-game-of-the-week-schedule-is-out/ 

Bowled Over By The Big River Bowl – Plenty of eyes were on The Big River Bowl matchup between the 8th-ranked McKendree Bearcats and the 11th-ranked Cumberlands Patriots. The Bearcats trailed in the 4th quarter but came back to win 34-27 led by Jimmy “Grizzly” Berezik . Berezik was the game’s MVP with 152 rushing yards on 14 carries.

Hardrockin’ and Orediggin’ – In one of the tightest games of the day the South Dakota School of Mines and Technology Hardrockers defeated the Montana Tech Orediggers 13-6. The game was tied up 6-6 for quite a while before the Hardrockers won it 13-6. Last night most of my blog’s hits that came from search engines were from people looking for the result of this game so obviously there was a lot of interest out there.

Bittersweet Historical Night – The good news is that Saturday night the Notre Dame College Falcons played their first intercollegiate football game in the school’s 88 year history. The bad news is they went up against NCAA Division  2’s Mercyhurst Lakers and lost 23-0. Next Saturday NDC will be in the history books again as they go on the road to take on the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders, who will be playing in their first intercollegiate game since the school discontinued football 75 years ago.  

No Upsets Of D2 Schools – …And that item leads us into this one. Unfortunately no NAIA teams upset any of the NCAA Division 2 teams they went up against on opening week. For new followers of lower division sports let me point out that just as Division 1A schools often schedule 1AA opponents for an early-season game the same thing is done down the line, with 1AA teams often scheduling D2 teams for an early-season game and D2 teams often scheduling NAIA or D3 teams. The closest this year’s crop of NAIA schools came to an upper-division upset was when the Southern Nazarene Crimson Storm was tied up 21-21 with the Eastern New Mexico Greyhounds. Unfortunately the final score wound up being 59-21. It makes you long for last season when the NAIA Champion Sioux Falls Cougars thrashed Division ONE’s North Dakota Fighting Sioux, or Fighting Sue, or Fight’N’Sue, or whatever they change their name to.

Other Thoughts – A mild surprise of the night came from the Montana State-Northern Lights win over the Montana Western Bulldogs 20-3. Pretty interesting what this does to the Frontier Conference race right out of the gate…The Southern Oregon Raiders may move into the polls after they upset the 21st-ranked Eastern Oregon Mountaineers 34-30…The Peru State Bobcat’s hopes of being ranked suffered a setback when they lost to the Concordia (NE) Bulldogs 13-7…The Belhaven Blazers made their case to join the rankings by blasting the Texas College Steers 53-3.

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NAIA FOOTBALL OPENING NIGHT RESULTS

Well, the first night of NAIA football is in the books. Division 3 gets going next week for those of you wondering. Let’s recap last night’s action:

ST XAVIER COUGARS 49 over Bethel (TN) Wildcats 32. In a game that was tight until the 4th quarter, Cougars QB Anthony “Crop-Man” Kropp had a great game but Mike Maher set an SXU record for completion yards and TD receptions!

BEMIDJI STATE BEAVERS  24 over Minot State Beavers 7. Minot State got bashed in the 12th Annual Beaver Bash, but they were up against a D2 team in Bemidji State. For newbies to lower division sports just as 1A football teams schedule 1AA teams (I feel like such a rebel for continuing to say 1A and 1AA) it goes all the way down. 1AA teams often schedule Div 2 teams for their opening game and D2 teams often schedule D3 or NAIA teams for theirs.

DICKINSON STATE BLUE HAWKS 25  over Rocky Mountain Battlin’ Bears 21In what was the closest final score of the night the Blue Hawks defense kept the Battlin’ Bears from scoring long enough for a Holland to Herr screen pass to put Dickinson State ahead for good.

CONCORD MOUNTAIN LIONS 72  over Southern Virginia Knights 21. Okay, I know Concord is D2 but still, for SVU this is the ultimate “just burn the game tape and move on” situation. I’m sure the Knights faithful would like as little said about this game as possible so let’s just move on ourselves.

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NAIA FOOTBALL SEASON HAS STARTED (in other news the rest of the world supposedly still exists)

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year got underway Thursday night with five gridiron contests involving NAIA football teams, three of them ranked. (For those matchups click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/25/naia-football-season-starts-this-thursday-night-aug-26th/  ) This coming Saturday will see seven more ranked NAIA squads in action for the first full Saturday of college football in 2010. Saturday night at 7pm the Notre Dame College Falcons will play the first intercollegiate football game in the school’s 88 year history. In a time when economic woes have been causing some institutions of higher learning to discontinue football Notre Dame College (Motto: “No, not THAT Notre Dame”) is one of the handful launching or reviving the sport.  

It’s not South Bend, IN, but Lyndhurst, OH where the Falcons will host the Mercyhurst Lakers in this historical first game. The following Saturday Notre Dame College will be on the road in another history-making matchup in the first intercollegiate football game played by the Lindsey Wilson College Blue Raiders in 75 years. Other home games for the Falcons will be against the Walsh Cavaliers, the Marian College Knights, the North Greenville Crusaders and the Urbana Blue Knights.

This is what the helmet layout will look like when the Notre Dame College Falcons take on the Mercyhurst Lakers this Saturday:

                                                                                

   This is what it would look like if they took on the NFL Champion Saints:

   And this is what it would look like if they took on martial arts legend Bruce Lee: 

 Kind of makes The Master look kind of small, doesn’t it?

To find out the favorite Brucesploitation movie of each of the Notre Dame College football players click here: http://www.notredamefalcons.com/

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NAIA FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS THIS THURSDAY NIGHT, AUG 26TH

Forget all this preaseason NFL stuff, if you’re hungry for games that matter the NAIA has you covered this Thursday night with 5 games and 3 of the NAIA Top 25 in action! For a composite schedule of all the games scheduled from August 26th through September 11th click here: http://naia.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/2010CompositeSchedule.html

And for a look at tomorrow night’s matchups just read on:

 

SAINT XAVIER COUGARS (#4)

VERSUS

BETHEL (TN) WILDCATS

MINOT STATE BEAVERS (#14)

VERSUS

 

BEMIDJI STATE BEAVERS

 

 

DICKINSON STATE BLUE HAWKS (#18)

 

VERSUS

 

ROCKY MOUNTAIN BATTLING BEARS

 

 

GEORGETOWN (KY) TIGERS

 

VERSUS

 

HANOVER INDIANA PANTHERS

 

 

SOUTHERN VIRGINIA KNIGHTS

 

VERSUS

 

CONCORD MOUNTAIN LIONS

 

 

DON’T MISS ACTUAL, HONEST-TO-GOD FOOTBALL GAMES THAT MATTER

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THE 20 COOLEST FOOTBALL HELMETS IN NCAA DIVISION 3

Well, from the e-mails I’m getting people want another Top 20 Contest. On top of that Division 3 fans have been complaining that I’ve done 2 NAIA Top 20 lists but only one for them, but that’s only because I didn’t branch out to D3 sports until recently. To keep everyone happy I’ll continue to feature NAIA football teams in my Cool Helmet Of The Day posts and do a Top 20 List for D3 football teams. These rankings are in no particular order and the votes of my readers will, as usual, dictate the winner. As always you can reach me at Thtcom15@aol.com to cast your vote. Football helmets courtesy of The Helmet Project at: http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

20. MARY HARDIN-BAYLOR CRUSADERS

Location: Belton, TX

Conference Affiliation: American Southwest Conference

Comment: Crusaders is easily one of the coolest names a sports team could have. Out of all the Crusader teams throughout college sports I think Mary Hardin-Baylor has the coolest helmets! The only way their helmets could get any better would be if they had a picture of Crusader Rabbit on them!

19. URSINUS BEARS

Location: Collegeville, PA

Conference Affiliation: Centennial Conference

Comment: What better name for sports teams at a school called Ursinus than the Bears? (Maybe “Da Bears”) And using the same reasoning I used with Mary Hardin-Baylor above I picked Ursinus because out of all the Bears teams throughout college athletics Ursinus has the coolest helmet! Should I apply the Mary-Hardin Baylor template even further and say the only way the helmets could be any better would be if they had a picture of Yo- naaah!

18. TRINITY BANTAMS

Location: Hartford, CT

Conference Affiliation: New England Small College Athletic Conference

Comment: When you hear the word Bantam you think “scrappy” and “hard fighting” and “feisty” so it’s the perfect nickname for sports teams. And the Bantam on the helmet looks like he could kick Foghorn Leghorn’s butt all over the barnyard. Still, I’d like to see a team called The Orpingtons but I’m kind of eccentric .

17. MERCHANT MARINE ACADEMY MARINERS

Location: King’s Point, NY

Conference Affiliation: Liberty League

Comment: What better name for – okay, I’ll stop! But you do have to admit that the Mariners is the perfect name for the academy’s sports teams. And aside from people sometimes throwing mean-spirited Seattle Mariners jokes their way there’s no real down side to the nickname.

16. ANDERSON RAVENS

Location: Anderson, IN

Conference Affiliation: Heartland Collegiate Athletic Conference

Comment: Go ahead and insert your own Edgar Allan Poe joke here. All I’ve got to say is that out of all the Ravens teams in college sports the Anderson helmets will definitely stay with you, or my name isn’t Annabel Lee. (Get it? The obvious joke would have been some kind of “Nevermore” reference or something like that, so I – oh, forget it!)

15. UMASS-DARTMOUTH CORSAIRS

Location: North Dartmouth, MA

Conference Affiliation: New England Football Conference – Boyd Division

Comment: I don’t care if it’s The Black Pirate or Captain Blood or The Black Swan or Nate And Hayes, people love the romantic image of pirates! The Corsairs have such a cool helmet, nickname and logo it’s easy to imagine that the fans don’t even care what their record is…I’m just kidding, of course. You know how fans are!

14. LAKE FOREST FORESTERS

Location: Lake Forest, IL

Conference Affiliation: Midwest Conference

Comment: The helmet makes sense when you know that one of the school’s mascots is a Bigfoot-type creature. It’s not the least bit true that Quentin Tarantino went to Lake Forest and the helmets are an odd tribute to him.

13. WASHINGTON AND LEE GENERALS

Location: Lexington, VA

Conference Affiliation: Old Dominion Athletic Conference

Comment: Okay, I know it’s just a W and an L but it’s the coolest possible rendition of a W and L conjoined into one great-looking helmet! Personally I think we should launch a movement to have this logo added to our alphabet as a combined W and L sound. It could be used in words like owl, bowling, etc.

12. CARLETON KNIGHTS

Location: Northfield, MN

Conference Affiliation: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Comment: What’s not to love about a helmet this eye-catching? What kid wouldn’t want to strap this on his head on Saturday afternoons? The city flies under the radar, but Northfield, MN is known just as much for college football as it is for the time when the residents rose up and kicked the butts of the Jesse James Gang in the 1800’s! “Don’t call us Squareheads” should be the town’s official slogan (People who’ve seen The Long Riders will get it).

11. MORRISVILLE STATE MUSTANGS

Location: Morrisville, NY

Conference Affiliation: New Jersey Athletic Conference

Comment: Forget about SMU, these Mustangs know how to rock a helmet with an equine mascot! Just keep your “Jack Woltz in The Godfather” jokes to yourself! By the way, the Morrisville State helmets would make great “knight” pieces in a chess set made out of tiny football helmets. We could just use plain helmets as pawns since I doubt any school’s administration will have such low self-esteem that they’d call their teams The Pawns.

10. SAINT OLAF OLES

Location: Northfield, MN

Conference Affilation: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Comment: The Oles, another Northfield football program,  sport an incredibly cool logo that looks great on helmets, T-shirts, etc. And by the way, there’s no truth to the story that the school’s teams are named after “Ole” Olsen from the comedy team of Olsen and Johnson. (Say what you will, it takes guts to try to get away with an Olsen and Johnson reference in the year 2010!)

9. OHIO NORTHERN UNIVERSITY POLAR BEARS

Location: Ada, OH

Conference Affiliation: Ohio Athletic Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

8. SAINT NORBERT COLLEGE GREEN KNIGHTS

Location: De Pere, WI

Conference Affiliation: Midwest Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

7. TUFTS JUMBOS

Location: Medford, MA

Conference Affiliation: New England Small College Athletic Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

6. ROWAN PROFS

Location: Glassboro, NJ

Conference Affiliation: New Jersey Athletic Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

5. NC WESLEYAN BATTLING BISHOPS

Location: Rocky Mount, NC

Conference Affiliation: USA South Athletic Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

4. HEIDELBERG STUDENT PRINCES

Location: Tiffin, OH

Conference Affiliation: Ohio Athletic Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

3. MARITIME COLLEGE PRIVATEERS

Location: Throggs Neck, NY

Conference Affiliation: Eastern Collegiate Football Conference

Comment: See my Division 3 20 Coolest Page

2. KENYON COLLEGE LORDS

For their entry click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/16/the-coolest-helmet-in-the-north-coast-athletic-conference/

1. JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY BLUE JAYS

For their entry click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/08/21/the-coolest-helmet-in-the-centennial-conference/

For NCAA Division 3′s Coolest-Named Teams click here: https://glitternight.com/d3-20-coolest/

For the NAIA edition of The 20 Coolest College Sports Teams You May Never Have Heard Of click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/06/21/the-20-coolest-named-college-sports-teams-you-may-have-never-heard-of-naia-edition/

For The 20 Coolest College Sports Logos click here: https://glitternight.com/2010/07/20/the-20-coolest-college-sports-logos/

For Division 2’s Coolest-Named College Sports Teams click here: https://glitternight.com/d2-20-coolest/

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