Rats get killed, cockroaches get killed, and Bin Laden got killed. One year after the death of this utter failure and rabid animal I figured what better time to repost one of my most popular comedy bits from last year. I posted an article joking about the possibility of Bin Laden’s wives getting their own [...]
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1ST ANNIVERSARY OF BIN LADEN GETTING FLUSHED
Posted in humor, opinion, tagged Osama Bin Laden, Al-Qaeda, Michael Moore, Mob Wives, Pakistani, Adam Sandler, reality tv shows, Bin Laden killed, anniversary of Bin Laden death, May 2nd 2011 on May 1, 2012 | 21 Comments »
EVALUATING ESPN’S ON-AIR PERSONALITIES
Posted in humor, opinion, tagged Colin Cowherd, Erin Andrews airhead, ESPN, ESPN monopoly, ESPN stars, ESPN sucks, Mad Men, Matt Millen, Mel Kiper, Michelle Beadle, Mike and Mike in the Morning, Ryen Russillo, Ryen Russillo bald spot, Scott Van Pelt, Sport, sports, Tony Reali on April 29, 2012 | 10 Comments »
ESPN may not stand for Exclusively Sports Publicist’s Network but the mammoth outfit certainly acts like it. Their soft, “People magazine for athletes” approach to sports coverage makes them fun to watch and listen to in the same way watching bad movies like Plan 9 From Outer Space is fun. If you want actual sports journalism go to [...]
MILESTONES IN LEAP DAY HISTORY
Posted in humor, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, tagged Muslim world, THEODORE ROOSEVELT, Gloria Steinem, New York City, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Ronald Reagan, Charles Darwin, Leap Year, Leap Day, February 29th, Historical events on February 29th on February 29, 2012 | 8 Comments »
Some things happen only once every four years – things like Michael Moore having a coherent thought and Rush Limbaugh prying his head out of his ass. Another one of those things would be February 29th: Leap Day. Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of the milestone events that got cheated out of a [...]
BALLADEER’S BLOG’S PRESIDENTIAL PROS AND CONS
Posted in humor, Presidential Rap Sheets, tagged Compromise of 1850, Ed Wozniak, Edward Wozniak, John Quincy Adams, Millard Fillmore, President's Day, Presidents of the United States, U.S. Presidential history, ZACHARY TAYLOR on February 19, 2012 | 38 Comments »
In honor of the President’s Day Holiday weekend Balladeer’s Blog will present some of my quick takes on each of the 44 men who have stayed one step ahead of the law while occupying the Oval Office. 1. GEORGE WASHINGTON – Motto – “Did you know I turned down a salary as Commander In Chief [...]
NEVAEH DILLARD RETURNS TO REVIEW THE NAIA’S TOP 25 IN WOMEN’S BASKETBALL
Posted in College Basketball, humor, tagged basketball, Basketball Top 25, Erin Andrews, Janice Dillard, Lonnie Dillard, NAIA, National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics, Nevaeh Dillard, Rae Dillard, sports, women's basketball on January 8, 2012 | 8 Comments »
The adorable Nevaeh Dillard returns to offer her unique perspective on sports. Nevaeh is the daughter of Rae Dillard and the granddaughter of Janice Dillard and Lonnie Dillard. She was a big hit with readers of Balladeer’s Blog in December 2010 when she covered for me one day. Nevaeh felt the world deserved a look [...]
8 BLOGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING
Posted in humor, tagged Balladeer's Blog, blog awards, blogging, sex, violence on October 3, 2011 | 21 Comments »
Recently a few of my fellow bloggers were kind enough to bestow awards on me, and the awards come with some challenges. The easy part is naming other blogs here at WP that I love to read. The other part involved fitting some of my blog posts to various categories. I’ll do the difficult part first – some [...]
LEBRON JAMES REMAINS “THE BIG RINGLESS” AND “THE LORD OF NO RINGS”
Posted in humor, tagged Dallas Mavericks, Dwyane Wade, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Miami Heat, Michael Jordan, National Basketball Association, Ryen Russillo on June 13, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Perennial crybaby LeBron James proved once again that comparisons between him and Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant are laughable. LeBron spent this NBA Finals series against the Dallas Mavericks being a non-factor in the 4th quarter, trying to get snarky about Dirk Novitzky’s illness (even though he was congratulating himself endlessly for playing while ill [...]
SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR JAKE THE PARROT TALKS TURKEY ABOUT TEAMS CALLED EAGLES
Posted in humor on May 20, 2011 | 19 Comments »
“Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.” … Had to be said. Now let’s move on. Since I’m getting geared up for NAIA College World Series coverage and with the Frontierado holiday coming up, plus the NCAA Divisions 2 and 3 having their baseball playoffs right now Jake the parrot, who is one of the star attractions of his mom’s [...]
WE MARRIED A MADMAN: THE HOT NEW REALITY SERIES STARRING BIN LADEN’S WIVES
Posted in humor, Q&A, tagged Al-Qaeda, Homer Simpson, Michael Moore, Osama Bin Laden, Pakistan on May 6, 2011 | 16 Comments »
Yes, in the spirit of Sister Wives and Mob Wives, it’s We Married A Madman, a Pakistani- produced reality tv show following life from the point of view of the late Osama Bin Laden’s wives. Early reports indicate this is why the Pakistanis were less than cooperative with U.S. military and intelligence personnel about Bin Laden’s whereabouts. A [...]
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