Welcome back to the favorite site of Independent Voters, Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from an America stuck with the usual lame partisan fools that the Democratic and Republican Parties will go on sticking us with because of their monopolistic hold on our political system. This year the Democrats are trying to reelect the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama while the Republicans, rising to the challenge of coming up with a candidate as laughable as Obama, went with the man I like to call “the Republican Walter Mondale” – Mitt Romney.
Since Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the web that trashes both Liberal fools and Conservative fools equally I feel uniquely qualified to offer up some campaign slogans for these two repulsive figures. First up I’ll deal with Obama since he’s the incumbent felon, then I’ll handle Romney.
Barack Obama: If shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable entertainers think he’s fit to govern the nation who are YOU to question their judgement?
Barack Obama: He’ll shrink your take-home pay until you have trouble making ends meet or die trying!
Barack Obama: All the ineptitude of Jimmy Carter … all the corruption of Richard Nixon.
Barack Obama: Because the problems of the 21st Century call for 1960’s solutions.
Barack Obama: Greece or bust!
Barack Obama: African American when it’s politically expedient, “post- racial” when THAT’S politically expedient.
Barack Obama: Mindlessly embracing every opinion of 1960’s generation liberals because he has no ideas of his own.
Barack Obama: Like you DIDN’T think we had 57 states and that Austrian was a separate language!
Barack Obama: Protecting crazed dictators and the homophobic, misogynistic, intolerant Muslim world from the nation whose diverse people elected him.
Barack Obama: It’d be a shame if something happened to you on your way home after voting …
Barack Obama: The President of ALL Americans who donate millions to his campaign.
Barack Obama: Because his nonstop groveling for the Muslim world has made them just love us! Oh, wait …
Barack Obama: If you elect a sleazy Chicago politician you get a sleazy president.
Barack Obama: Forward … to the 1960’s!
Barack Obama: Can’t you take a joke?
Mitt Romney: Whatever he just said HE DIDN’T MEAN IT, OKAY?
Mitt Romney: No, seriously … Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney: If we all borrow money from our parents we can lick this deficit thing!
Mitt Romney: You can’t spell mittens without Mitt!
Mitt Romney: For people who found Bob Dole too charismatic and exciting.
Mitt Romney: Who SAYS nobody could do a worse job than Obama?
Mitt Romney: Maybe he thinks YOU suck, too!
Mitt Romney: Like he’ll be able to get his nutty ideas through Congress anyway.
Mitt Romney: We’ll never have to waste time adding his face to Mount Rushmore!
Mitt Romney: No, he’s not asleep. He always looks that way.
Mitt Romney: His life insurance policy is named Paul Ryan.
Mitt Romney: Remaining true to his Vulcan heritage he betrays no sign of emotion.
Mitt Romney: The Mormon Mondale
Mitt Romney: A 21st Century man with a 19th Century worldview.
Mitt Romney: So nobody will care if we eliminate the entire Secret Service to save money.
Mitt Romney: Pushing women back to the 50’s … the EIGHTEEN 50’s!
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